My neighbors are not normal!... I walk outside today, only to discover that my next door neighbor is painting his mailbox with - (get this) - driveway pavement. No lie, this man stacked globs of black goo all over his mailbox. Like really dude?! What is he thinking?.. I just walked outside a little bit ago to check it out... and it is probably the lumpiest 'paint job' I have ever seen - you can't even call that a paint job! I'm going to try to sneak a picture and put it up here for you guys - its... pretty great!.. hmmm maybe I'll even get the poor sucker to pose with it! Would you guys do this? Does anyone else not understand this?
So today at work...
I met one of my new supervisors today, not sure if she liked me or hated me... I introduced myself to her and she looked up, rolled her eyes and walked away. I think that went well - great first impression! Ha, not! We bonded a little (I think) when a customer was giving me trouble and cursed her off for me and threatened to call security. We shared a few jokes and made fun of the customers - ya know the usual. To be completely honest, the lady scares the crap outta me! First off, she smells like soup - eww, and she has dentures and takes them out ALL THE TIME, which makes her lips flop around uncontrollably and then she tries to talk to us and I can't look away from her little gummy gums and her lips AH its too much! I think she purposely makes awkward moments like that just to fuck around with us...
Well tomorrow is father's day. So happy father's Day to all you daddys! <3
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