I was woken up once again to the banging of hammers and power tools at roughly 7 am this morning. I am not a morning person and nor am I very social when I first roll out of bed. There are men all over my house, inside and out yelling to each other, and laughing.
The first thing I see when I opened my bedroom door was the most grizzly man of them all, smiling ear-to-ear. Well I am glad to see he is in a great mood this early! He gave me a nice 'Good morning MISSY!...' 'mmmornin...' ...this is not happening.
I am now becoming more and more convinced that my life is not real. Between the house work being done and my horrible luck of not being able to sleep-in to a decent time, things are just getting ridiculous. To top it off, I am currently in the process of getting hired for my summer job and last night I just so happened to butt-dial my bosses cell phone at 11:30... not so professional. no bueno. What are the chances of that even happening! It was 11:30 and I am just chatting with brother and sister and all of a sudden I hear that lovely robotic voice 'If you like to leave a message..' Immediately I freak out and hang up. WHO THE F*CK DID I CALL?! And there at the top of my recent calls was Sallie - my almost boss (still waiting for background check results!). So I immediately panicked, is this real?! Is this really happening.. I paced around the room for a minute, snatched my phone off the ground, turned it off and threw it into the next room. Cell phones are nothing but trouble.
These past for weeks have been a jolly good time. I am keeping my phone on lock to prevent future unwanted calls.
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