FISHYS

Went surf fishing today
&&&& I caught NOTHING :(

I just wanted 1 fish... we were going to be best friends!
I guess my new best friend didnt want to meet me.

I think im going tomorrow :)
Wish me luckkkkk

Whats with these people!?

My neighbors are not normal!... I walk outside today, only to discover that my next door neighbor is painting his mailbox with - (get this) - driveway pavement. No lie, this man stacked globs of black goo all over his mailbox. Like really dude?! What is he thinking?.. I just walked outside a little bit ago to check it out... and it is probably the lumpiest 'paint job' I have ever seen - you can't even call that a paint job! I'm going to try to sneak a picture and put it up here for you guys - its... pretty great!.. hmmm maybe I'll even get the poor sucker to pose with it! Would you guys do this? Does anyone else not understand this?


So today at work...
I met one of my new supervisors today, not sure if she liked me or hated me... I introduced myself to her and she looked up, rolled her eyes and walked away. I think that went well - great first impression! Ha, not! We bonded a little (I think) when a customer was giving me trouble and cursed her off for me and threatened to call security. We shared a few jokes and made fun of the customers - ya know the usual. To be completely honest, the lady scares the crap outta me! First off, she smells like soup - eww, and she has dentures and takes them out ALL THE TIME, which makes her lips flop around uncontrollably and then she tries to talk to us and I can't look away from her little gummy gums and her lips AH its too much! I think she purposely makes awkward moments like that just to fuck around with us...

Well tomorrow is father's day. So happy father's Day to all you daddys! <3

"Just pee in the woods!"

When I was in high school I was on the Cross Country Team. For those of you who do not know what that is, well it is a 5k race that tricks runners into doing the impossible. The groups in charge like to make each race course more and more challenging! thanks guys we appreciate it... >_< These races consist of running through woods where wild animals live.. I've had a few close calls with some squirrels! There are always at least 2 mountains that we runners have to run up. Oh and did I mention the starts for these races. Haha well just picture a stampeed of about 75+ gizell all lined up horizontally who charge out when they hear a gun shot and then all begin pushing to get the front of the group. Oh its greattttt... *cough*. Meanwhile the runners are all stuck in the pack of beasts trying to stay with their teammates who are yelling for each other. Theres yelling, screaming, and pushing, what more could you ask for. XC! Gotta love it.

Anyhow, my story!..
It was another fall saturday morning and another xc meet. Lets just say that everything was going wrong that day... and my coach who is anything but grace underpressure was having a meltdown. We forgot the tent, some of the team forgot their spikes, no water, couldn't find the bathrooms.. the list goes on and on. Luckily one of my friends who forgot her spikes got an extra pair off of our coach so we threw on our shoes and went to the start. As we were waiting for the gun my friend (who was wearing our coach's shoes) was complaining about how bad she had to pee... there was no time to go and the bathrooms were MIA.The gun went off and about 1 mile into the race my teammate was really bothered by the fact that she had to pee

"Dude, I can't hold it anymore!"
"What?! Yes you can! Come on!"
"No, like I really can't, if I see something that looks like a bathroom, I'm going to drop out of the race."
"Haha what! No! Please don't leave me, just pee in the woods!"
"No girl that would take way too long...!"
"Well your not dropping out, we came too far already!"

More or less she kept pushing and tried to ignore her urges... but soon enough became enough. We enter the woods and I thought she was just gonna pop a squat and take a leak ... but no!.. that would take too long...

"Ok just go behind a tree or something!"
"No thats so embarrassing! and I don't want anyone to pass us.. "
"Ok.. well. umm..."
"OMG IM PEEING!"
(we are still running btw.)
"WHAT!"
"HAHAHA IM PEEING MY PANTS!"

^True hero right there. We finished the race laughing and both got medals.. it was so worth it ;). Me and the team were sitting around talking and laughing about the great pee adventure when our coach walked up to my teammate asking for the shoes back so she handed over the urine soaked shoes, not saying a word about what happened.

"Girls next time, just PEE IN THE WOODS!"

I remember looking over at my teammate and the look on her face was priceless. No one knows how our coach knew, he either heard us or saw us, or maybe he could smell the piss on the shoes... ew. We'll never know, and no of us had the balls to ask.

As for all future runners remember, taking a pee break could mess up everything. Including your spot in the race as well as your pacing. Go ahead, pee your pants.


Peace.


oh and ps. turtle just uprooted his plant...
Its floating at the top of the tank. We are in a fight.

Mid-Job Crisis

Current Status: Covered with mosquito bites.
When I say mosquito bites, I don't mean the small centimeter sized bumped. Man, I have welts! Mosquitos today are steroided monsters who leave their victims in a tremendous amount of agony. So unecessary! Thanks a lot mosquitos <3 ... bastards.

As you know I finally started my summer job this week. However the group I originally wanted to work for just called me for an interview... do I take it? I do not want to quit the job I just got,  but hopefully I can have both!? We'll see how the interview goes... this would happen with my luck.

I'm making a goal for at least 5 followers by the end of the month! Please help mee :)!

Rainy Summer Day

As a was changing to go on a run, it started raining.
Rain always has the best timing.
It likes to rain on the days I decide to straighten my hair.
It likes to pour when I have track meets.
Whenever I have a strong urge to play outside, its raining.
When I am locked out of my house, its raining.
Thanks a lot rain!

...Sounds a little more like

just some bad luck on my part.

But probably not  :)!

I finally started my job today!

and no my boss did not care about the butt-dial - phheeww!

I wish you guys could see this rain... its pretty ridiculous

I bet the plants love this... theyre like fuck ya man!

oh boy do I wish I had some more followers.. theres only 1 of you.

and I think it was out of pity haha.

More Booms & Some Butt-Dials

I was woken up once again to the banging of hammers and power tools at roughly 7 am this morning. I am not a morning person and nor am I very social when I first roll out of bed. There are men all over my house, inside and out yelling to each other, and laughing.

The first thing I see when I opened my bedroom door was the most grizzly man of them all, smiling ear-to-ear. Well I am glad to see he is in a great mood this early! He gave me a nice 'Good morning MISSY!...' 'mmmornin...' ...this is not happening.

I am now becoming more and more convinced that my life is not real. Between the house work being done and my horrible luck of not being able to sleep-in to a decent time, things are just getting ridiculous. To top it off, I am currently in the process of getting hired for my summer job and last night I just so happened to butt-dial my bosses cell phone at 11:30... not so professional. no bueno. What are the chances of that even happening! It was 11:30 and I am just chatting with brother and sister and all of a sudden I hear that lovely robotic voice 'If you like to leave a message..' Immediately I freak out and hang up. WHO THE F*CK DID I CALL?! And there at the top of my recent calls was Sallie - my almost boss (still waiting for background check results!). So I immediately panicked, is this real?! Is this really happening.. I paced around the room for a minute, snatched my phone off the ground, turned it off and threw it into the next room. Cell phones are nothing but trouble.

These past for weeks have been a jolly good time. I am keeping my phone on lock to prevent future unwanted calls.

Turtle's Point of View

My poor sweet, defenseless, retarded, turtle.

Turtles have a strange way of thinking. I've had my turtle for 8 days and let me tell you, those 8 days have been quite out of the ordinary.

My turtle thinks he is the king of the world. Honestly he does. I always thought that turtle were simple minded, and didn't really have thoughts - kind of like goldfish. But nooooooo sir! This guy actually thinks he is a king. He likes to bask in the sun for all hours of the day while catching up on some beauty sleep every now and then. Then after basking he likes to take a nice cool dip in the water abyss below him. He likes to be hand-fed - chasing his turtle pellets is below him. So everyday I risk the tips of my fingers hoping that this little guy doesn't try to be funny and nip me with his beak. He goes to sleep at sundown because he likes to rise with the sun, which is ohhh hmmm 5 o'clock AM.

Turtle is a light sleeper. Every night when I go to bed, even just walking into the room wakes him up. I feel so bad when I wake him up becasue he gives you this look! Like - what have you done? WHY?! Its heartbreaking to see him sleeping so peacefully and then next think you notice is he's moving his head slightly side to side and blinking his eyes, and then he turns around and gives you this look! He woudld just sit there and glare! Like he was thinking 'damn bitch woke me up again, what is with these humans!' Well so0o0o0o0rrrryyy buddy!

Its cool though. Cause he gets back at me. Remember how I said he rises with the sun? Ya well 5 AM is turtle's 'crazy time'. Yessss its great! He all of a sudden greats really interested in everything in his tank. Like EVERYTHINGGG! Suddenly he  finds interest in digging holes in the stones beneath him and throwing stones and jumping off his dock trying to make the loudest splash! Its great! Like this morning at 7 I was peacefully dreaming when I hear stones being grinded together. Wtf is that turtle doing. ughh. Oh turtles just stuck in his filter. *rolls over, closes eyes*. TURTLLEEEE! WTF! He just got a new filter in his tank earlier this week and he was deathly afraid of it for days. But I guess he LOVES it now because all he wants is to be near it. He likes to stick his body underneath the tube (which is only and inch above the the stones) which sucks the water up. Well turtle is does not fit under there. And he got stuck this morning.I look over to find him failing about, kicking stones and trying to swim away even though he isn't moving an inch. He has some weird fasination for strange things... my turtle is retarded.

I lowered the filter to he can't get under. I think he is mad at me now. He keeps trying to dig a hole below the tube ... its not working hehe. He gave up trying and is currently basking like a good little king!

Banging & Baby?

HEYY there Internet world! :D
ohhh...too much? too soon?

Well please excuse my lack of blogging skills, as this is my first post of hopefully many.

So here I am sitting at my lovely Toshiba laptop, trying to ignore the fact that there are approximatly 12,398,798 men working on my house and currently SHREDDING it to smitherines... all in hopes of having a nice, less old-house look to my home. Hopefully!

So about the title of my blog... hmm ya, thats an interesting one... lets just cut the story short and say I was having a lot of fun with a 'cool blog name generator', I saw this one and with me being me (spur-of-the-moment? I think so!) of course I am like 'YES! THATS SO KICKASS!' and now I am having regrets and I am stuck with this suuuuuuperrr LOVELY title. Yay!.. heh.

*Do not make decisions without thinking it through first! DON'T DO IT!
Of course I learned this the hard way growing up... and I still am learning all about it.

Like last week - I found out my brother's girl friend has a pet turtle. I was blown away!
What?! A turtle? WHERE!... i want a turtle... ;) ... hmmmmm...
^ and yes that is my exact thought process!

Later that night, I go online, got a little click happy and bought a turtle!.. didn't really think that one through. I recieved a confirmation email seconds later stating "CONGRATS on your new baby!" I immediatly thought to myself, oh, a turtle... I'm going to get a turtle?..yyaaayy?

And sure enough the next day UPS delivered my baaayyybee! (who I love to pieces btw. no worries).I ripped open the box to find a little 2 inch turtle peering up at me with his big dark eyes.

I actually gave the poor thing a name - Scooter!.. but I just call him turtle. Makes sense right?...

Well I'm off to join the rest of the normal world. Ask me questions, follow me? Please follow me ;) no stalking though. haha woww.. ya this will be interesting!

Peace